molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

sephalopods:

Some things you should remind yourself daily

  • Your tummy is great
  • You have really nice legs
  • You have a really beautiful face
  • Your hair looks rad
  • You’re good enough
  • Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
  • It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
  • You’re hella cute
skeletaldrawing:

Majungasaurus doesn’t need any special treatment to look bizarre, but in the post-snarl calm you can just sit and gaze at how strange this beast really was.

skeletaldrawing:

Majungasaurus doesn’t need any special treatment to look bizarre, but in the post-snarl calm you can just sit and gaze at how strange this beast really was.

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

cheekyfirecrackr:

zooophagous:

North American River Otters

i want

unimpressed2chainz:

blackberryshawty:

unimpressed2chainz:

i’d let james mcavoy choke me out w/ his thighs 

He’s tiny tho. Like he’s 5’7”. What the hell can he do?

can i live?? can i dream??

ffinchfaced:

acciobeautifulhorcruxes:

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

tastefullyoffensive:

[firstazuil]
tastefullyoffensive:

[mercworks]

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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